Diablo 3 spiders have all the coins because they are the Tooth Fairies of Sanctuary.
(a.k.a. Kim is a bad bad influence and alcohols consumed during gameplay encourages me to think ridiculous thoughts.)
“If you haven’t given poetry a chance, let me be that friend. Pick up a book of poems at your library, Google it, maybe try writing a few verses yourself. Let it wash over you and one day it will click and change the way you see the world. It’s worth it.” —Our Reading Lives: Confessions of a Reluctant Poetry Convert (via bookriot)